onlyblackgirl:

fallenangelfish:

showerthoughtsofficial:

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

this is UPS driver erasure

I’ve never seen a UPS person. They toss those packages from the highway. Don’t even stop.

How can you forget about the pizza guy though?

(Source: reddit.com, via tequilaismylaady)

gallusrostromegalus:

vampiricyoshi:

neilnevins:

neilnevins:

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

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I felt compelled

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

(via lesbianthalia)

lizatonix:

bobertlutece:

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

(via bitchvirgo)

just-shower-thoughts:

How much better would we feel if we got a notification for each time someone had a nice thought about us?

I don’t need anything else to be dry as fuck

hannigraham:
“ I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute
”

hannigraham:

I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute

(via stand)

chemicalsinpants:

You’ve probably heard of Akita Inus: 

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And Shiba Inus:

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Which  are really cool and cute Japanese dog breeds. Let me introduce you to these other cool and cute Japanese dogs, which I think deserve equal attention.

The Kishu Inu:

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The Hokkaido Ken:

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The Kai Ken:

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The Shikoku Inu:

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I just really love dogs, and look how cool they are! Dogs!!!

(via dogfather-deactivated20171220)

bodhians:
“ propertyofseverustsnape:
“ lucyaudley:
“ the-stig:
“ optimysticals:
“ Quality content.
”
This is wonderful news.
”
The 70s were a magical time
”
God bless the 70s and its devil may care pink shorts
”
The gay energy emanating from this is...

bodhians:

propertyofseverustsnape:

lucyaudley:

the-stig:

optimysticals:

Quality content.

This is wonderful news.

The 70s were a magical time

God bless the 70s and its devil may care pink shorts

The gay energy emanating from this is off the fucking charts

(via only1600kids)

alex-isokay:

furrypost-generator:

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someone in Congress is a furry and we’ll never find out who

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Or will we

(via legolokiismighty)

bigbartholomew:

so the new episode of rick and morty is streaming on a loop til (american) midnight rn?!?!?!

(via cultofthepigeon)

thebloggerskaramazov:

puddletumbles:

puddletumbles:

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

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the only good april fool’s joke

(via thatsthat24)

madeupmonkeyshit:

ommanyte:

mindcrankismycommander:

thinned-skin:

lyonnnss:

no
fucking
way

Isthis fucking reallife

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

(via prettyaveragewhiteshark)